Hail Santa Tee Size:L Black retro script reading "Thick

Black retro script reading "Thick Thighs & Spooky Vibes" alongside a curvy orange-haired pin-up witch in a black dress

This is your official warning label

Red retro script text reading "Santa Baby" with white outline and shadow

You’ve been singing this in the car since November 1st with the vocal confidence of someone who has never once been on key

Hail Santa Tee Size:L Black retro script reading "ThickYour holiday spirit is less jingle bells and more blast beats. You dont hang stockings. You hang upside down candy canes as a statement. Respect. The Details: Heavy metal style red text reading "HAIL SANTA" with a horns hand gesture and a snowflake replacing the pentagram, in red and black ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton. (Heather styles: 52 48 cotton poly